[[Hulkamania's Getting A Mattitude Adjustment]]

[[The scene opens up as we see Matt Hardy being followed by his "MF'ers", Stacy Keibler and Shannon Moore. They're walking around in a video store. They're in the wrestling section of the store, filled with DVD's and videos of old and current WWE and WCW wrestling videos. Matt looks closely at the titles. He's wearing his 'V1' shirt and tan and blue pants. Shannon's wearing a 'V1' shirt as well and jeans. Stacy's wearing a 'V1' shirt cut off at he belly button, and one of her short skirts.]]

Matt Hardy: I can't believe my eyes.

Shannon Moore: What?

Matt Hardy: Shannon, look at what I'm looking at.

Shannon Moore: Ok?

Matt Hardy: OK?! Is that all you can say, Shannon?! Ok?! Shannon, as the leader of the MF'ers, I'd think by now you'd have some sense in that skull of yours to think EXACTLY like Matt Hardy {Makes 'M' With Fingers} Version One!

Shannon Moore: Yeah.

Stacy Keibler: Yeah Shannon, even I know what Matt's talking about.

Matt Hardy: Thank God somebody does.

Stacy Keibler: Of course I do!

[[Stacy picks up a tape of Wrestlemania III and holds it up and looks at it closely.]]

Matt Hardy: So Stacy, tell me what you see in all the old tapes that's the same.

Stacy Keibler: Let me see..From the fact that all these tapes are REALLY dusty and old, looks like Hulk Hogan's on the cover of EVERY one of them.

Matt Hardy: That's correct, Stacy. Absolutely correct.

[[Matt smacks Shannon in the back of the head pretty hard.]]

Shannon Moore: Ow!

Matt Hardy: Shut up, Shannon! Stacy and I are the only ones that truly understand that I mean! How stupid are you, Shannon? I come here to PWF, get my girl, and my best friend to become Mattitude Followers. Followers of me, Matt Hardy, {Makes 'M' With Fingers} ,Version One, and Stacy gets it right and you end up being a disgrace!

[[Shannon's head goes down in disappointment.]]

Matt Hardy: But for all the stupid people that don't understand, like you, I'll explain it throughly.

[[Matt points to all the old wrestling tapes from the era of 1985 to around 1993.]]

Matt Hardy: See Shannon, Hogan's on every single video right here. That means he's the number guy for that era of professional wrestling. But what that old goof fails to understand is that this is 2003. This is the era of Mattitude. Of Matt Hardy. The REAL Matt Hardy! Version One Point O! Hulk Hogan can barely walk, nevertheless make wrestling big!

Stacy Keibler: The really disgusting part is that his breasts are like bigger than mine are!

[[Matt looks at Stacy's chest for a minute, nodding his head in approval.]]

Matt Hardy: Stacy, that IS a Matt-Fact right there!...Shannon, write that down.

Shannon Moore: Yes sir!

Matt Hardy: Hulk Hogan. Made in the USA. Say your prayers and take your vitamins. Well come Shockwave, Hulk Hogan needs to take his own advice and take all the vitamins he can, and say all the prayers to God he can in the next week. Because come Shockwave, Mattitude debuts in PWF. Mattitude's going to take over week by week. Until each and every superstar has gotten a Mattitude Adjustment, and gets on their knees and confesses that Matt Hardy is the greatest wrestler in the world!

Stacy Keibler: And it all starts with the Icon. Hulk Hogan. What a honor it'll be, Matt.

Matt Hardy: That's right, Stacy. It'll be an honor. HIS honor for me to kick that other foot of his into his grave. He's not a wrestler. He's not a PWF superstar. He's not up to par to fight Matt Hardy. Hulk Hogan, my MF'ers, is a joke! See the videos?

Shannon Moore: Yea..

Matt Hardy: This is all that's left of the era that Hulk Hogan used to be cool and used to be the man. All these stupid videos deserve to be taken to a place and BURNED!! Hulk Hogan right now is just nothing more than a skeleton of what he used to be. All those "Hulkamaniacs" he had, have all gotten smart, grown some brain cells, and have transformed into Mattitude Followers. The only way to be! I mean, I hold a lead of Hogan right now and the match hasn't even started!

Stacy Keibler: Why of course, Matt. I mean, you versus Hulk Hogan, it's a total no-brainer of who's going to win between you and Hulk. I mean, you or Hulk? It's not like Hulk can beat you. He's so 1980 something. You Matt, you're 2003. You're young. You're fast. You have Mattitude and the Mattitude Followers. All Hogan has is no hair and a career dying faster every single second!

Shannon Moore: Yeah, I think..

Matt Hardy: I can't wait, Stacy! Shockwave's going to be great! Me beating the crap out of that stupid, obviously lacking Mattitude, bag of bones Hulk Hogan. I mean, he can summon the power of all his idiotic Hulkamorons or whatever all he wants. That's fine. But there's no way he's coming out on top. There's just no way Hulk Hogan's sorry tail can escape a full-fledged...

MATTITUDE

ADJUSTMENT!!!

[[Matt Hardy makes the 'M' with his hand as Stacy smiles and Shannon nods his head.]]

Shannon Moore: Matt, you're totally going to...

Matt Hardy: Well, I'm done. Stacy, you ready?

Stacy Keibler: Sure.

Shannon Moore: But I want to rent a movie.

Matt Hardy: Well let's go then.

[[Matt and Stacy walk off arm-in-arm as Shannon is left alone. He looks around and says.]]

Shannon Moore: GUYS! Matt! Stacy! WAIT!